The Clubhouse · Est. 2021

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Twelve GMs, one puck, and years of receipts. This is where bragging rights get minted, rivalries get settled, questionable trades get second-guessed forever, and every banner we've ever raised hangs for good. ESPN keeps the score — we keep the trash talk, the trophies, and the grudges nobody's allowed to forget.

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Sept 6, 2026 · The Front Office New Season Draft

Welcome to the new season

Puck drops Sept 29 with an ESPN tripleheader. Congrats to champ Josh Davidson, vote on the draft date, pay your $50 dues, and set your keeper before we pick.

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Sept 5, 2026 Announcement Keepers

Draft Central is live — start plotting your keeper

June 2026 Recap Awards

2026 Season Recap: Eagle Fang wins it all

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🏆 Defending Champion

Eagle Fang

Josh D · 15-6 · 1 title

2026 champions. The bar is set — come take it.

2026 Final — Top 6

#TeamRecPF
1Eagle Fang15-63276
2Pasta My Prime18-33655
3B.O.B. (Brady Over Baghdad)12-93134
4District 5 Ducks11-103177
5Pit - i - ful11-102865
6The Boldy and the Beautiful12-92951
Full standings →

From the Record Book

Highest Week
303.3
Team not Josh Allen! '25
Biggest Blowout
+180
Raleigh IceCaps
Most Pts, Season
4307
Pasta My Prime '22
Titles Leader
2
District 5 Ducks
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