Week 5 Edition · 2026-27
Last updated Nov 4, 2026 · 3:13 PM ET
These are not the standings. Through Week 5 the board weighs record, points for (a rough schedule can hide a good team), remaining roster, and the waiver wire (a real add is a future). Arrows are vs the last ranking. Post-draft board is still on the blog.
Bill Blackburn · Undefeated. The $5 envelope keeps finding the same mailbox.
Raleigh IceCaps beat Shake and Blake 228.37 to 131.05 in Week 5. High score of the week — Bill is going to need a bigger Venmo. McDavid, Seth Jones, and a second straight Monday cash. The eight-center pile is eating. The wire haul worth circling: Ivan Barbashev, Trevor Zegras, Sean Walker. Season line: 5-0, 932 points for.
Josh D · Won the week. The table barely flinched.
Eagle Fang beat Name under construction 169.18 to 137.96 in Week 5. The wire haul worth circling: Claude Giroux, Josh Doan. Season line: 4-1, 857 points for.
Adam Vanenwyck · Won the week. The table barely flinched.
Keep My Puck OuchYo Mouth beat Take Your Kaprizov 187.70 to 126.09 in Week 5. The wire haul worth circling: Jack Quinn, Elias Lindholm, Cole Perfetti. Season line: 4-1, 855 points for.
Jaimie Stojanovski · The standings are late. The scoreboard already RSVP'd.
Return of the Mac lost to Shooter McGavin, 132.60 to 140.49, in Week 5. 2-3 on the table, but 791 points for is #4 in the league — and 758 against means the other guy was loud too. That is a tough draw, not a cold roster. The wire haul worth circling: Rickard Rakell, Joel Farabee. Season line: 2-3, 791 points for.
James Reynolds · Won the week. The arrows moved with it.
The Cat, The Rat and Sloth beat Got That Stankoven On Him 113.81 to 111.75 in Week 5. The wire haul worth circling: Viktor Arvidsson, Mackenzie Blackwood, Rasmus Andersson. Season line: 3-2, 695 points for.
Stoj · Won the week. The table barely flinched.
District 5 Ducks beat Patrnak Attack 146.54 to 139.83 in Week 5. The wire haul worth circling: Pierre-Luc Dubois, Matt Coronato, Zach Benson. Won the week and still slipped a spot. This board is reading the scoreboard, not just the W column. Season line: 3-2, 681 points for.
Brian Moore · The standings are late. The scoreboard already RSVP'd.
Patrnak Attack lost to District 5 Ducks, 139.83 to 146.54, in Week 5. 1-4 on the table, but 769 points for is #5 in the league — and 837 against means the other guy was loud too. That is a tough draw, not a cold roster. The wire haul worth circling: Philip Broberg, James Hagens, Berkly Catton. Season line: 1-4, 769 points for.
Kristin VanEnwyck · The win column is dressed up. The box score wore sweats.
Shake and Blake lost to Raleigh IceCaps, 131.05 to 228.37, in Week 5. 3-2 looks tidy until you notice 739 points for. Wins on a quiet scoreboard do not buy the same rank. Jordan Eberle off the wire is the kind of add that shows up in the standings later. Season line: 3-2, 739 points for.
Greg Bishop · Won the week. The table barely flinched.
Shooter McGavin beat Return of the Mac 140.49 to 132.60 in Week 5. Season line: 2-3, 686 points for.
Dawn Reynolds · Holding serve while the table sorts itself out.
Name under construction lost to Eagle Fang, 137.96 to 169.18, in Week 5. Pyotr Kochetkov off the wire is the kind of add that shows up in the standings later. Season line: 2-3, 683 points for.
Austin McNeill · Holding serve while the table sorts itself out.
Take Your Kaprizov lost to Keep My Puck OuchYo Mouth, 126.09 to 187.70, in Week 5. The wire haul worth circling: Shane Pinto, Arturs Silovs, Michael Brandsegg-Nygard. Season line: 1-4, 636 points for.
Josh McInnis · The record is ugly. The waiver wire is not.
Got That Stankoven On Him lost to The Cat, The Rat and Sloth, 111.75 to 113.81, in Week 5. First year in the chair. Noah Dobson, Matthew Knies, Ryan Leonard off the wire is a March roster, not a Week 5 panic. The standings are a slow start, not a verdict. Season line: 0-5, 592 points for.