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Twelve GMs, one puck, and years of receipts. This is where bragging rights get minted, rivalries get settled, questionable trades get second-guessed forever, and every banner we've ever raised hangs for good. ESPN keeps the score — we keep the trash talk, the trophies, and the grudges nobody's allowed to forget.

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Oct 26, 2026 · The Front Office Weekly Recap Week 4

Week 4: Draisaitl scores twice, then twice, then twice — and the envelope leaves the IceCaps

Leon Draisaitl is Player of the Week at 31.95. Keep My Puck OuchYo Mouth takes the $5 at 177.77. Hellebuyck and Nikishin finally go back to work.

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Oct 19, 2026 Weekly Recap Week 3

Week 3: Tkachuk goes nuclear and the IceCaps cash again

Oct 12, 2026 Weekly Recap Week 2

Week 2: Matthews goes off and the IceCaps cash

Sept 27, 2026 Power Rankings Draft

The draft is over. Here's who actually won it.

🏆 Defending Champion

Eagle Fang

Josh D · 15-6 · 1 title

2026 champions. The bar is set — come take it.

2026-27 — Top 6

Through Week 5

#	Team	Rec	PF
1	Raleigh IceCaps	5-0	932
2	Eagle Fang	4-1	857
3	Keep My Puck OuchYo Mouth	4-1	855
4	Shake and Blake	3-2	739
5	The Cat, The Rat and Sloth	3-2	695
6	District 5 Ducks	3-2	681

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From the Record Book

Highest Week

303.3

Team not Josh Allen! '25

Biggest Blowout

+180

Jack Hughes Dumpster Fire

Most Pts, Season

4307

Pasta My Prime '22

Titles Leader

2

District 5 Ducks

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